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How many boxes of these Thin Mints do I need to eat before I start seeing results?
Admit it, you are not the same person you were a year ago.
I automatically classify anything over $5 as expensive.
Tough times never last, tough people do.
Actions speak louder than words, so believe what you see and forget what you heard.
Whenever someone says to me 'Things could be worse' I punch them in the face and say 'Like that?'
I don't watch tv' proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day on the internet.
That awkward moment when you don't know how to reply to a really sweet text.
Saying 'What?' And then realizing what they said a second later.
Who remembers going on the computer as kids, just to go on paint and space pinball?
Don't make me regret letting you merge into my lane. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )