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I'm drinking like there's snow tomorrow.

We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.

I will stop drinking when Captain Morgan puts his foot down.

Impossible only means that you haven't found the solution yet.

Crying doesn't indicate that you're weak. Since birth, it has been a sign that you're alive.

All our dreams can come true – if we have the courage to pursue them.

The best part about daylight savings is that the clock in my car is correct again.

The 'Earth' without 'Art' is just 'EH'.

Pizza delivery cars should be allowed to use sirens.

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

The past tense of wink is wunked.

Just high fived that wall with my face.

Look for something positive in each day, even if some days you have to look a little harder.

Even a turtle only makes progress when it sticks its neck out.

Single? Taken? I'm just ready for summer 2018.

My Viagra addiction was the hardest time of my life.